★ CHILDE

[doublefists]

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[doublefists]

[ i knew i was right to keep this shitpost

she is holding a bottle of something alcoholic, so when he asks, she waves it at him. a beat. she swallows. ]

I've got my stash. Why, you want some? [ ... looks him over. ] Shortstack kicked your ass. Did he really leave you in the trash?

[toyska]

Haha, if you're offering, I wouldn't say no, but you don't have to. [He is not so desperate that he would dip into someone else's booze rations

Also he blinks]

What? No.

[doublefists]

[ hands it to him. it's fine, she can share. ]

That's what he said he did, the tiny liar.

[toyska]

[Yeah that tracks]

Sounds about right for him.

[doublefists]

What I gathered from the shit I managed to drag out of him is you guys were going to test how good the defib machine thing works.

[toyska]

Yeah, it seems like that was his plan. [SEEMS LIKE... A.K.A. CHILDE WOKE UP IN THE MED ROOM AND WAS LIKE OH I SEE] I knew he had to have some kind of reason, he hates indulging me otherwise.

[doublefists]

Oh, so you did start it. [ lmao ]

[toyska]

Not this time! [Specifically this time]

[doublefists]

But every other time?

What's the deal with you two, anyway?

[toyska]

Oh, he just hates me. [Said in a "oh well what can you do" tone]

[doublefists]

[ help!! she - laughs? what the fuck. ]

Like for no reason, or?

[toyska]

Does he seem like the type to need a reason?

[doublefists]

... Okay, fair.

[ wrinkles her nose. ]

It takes a bit, though. I was trying to shake him down and he was like, "existence is futile, die mad about it."